Thank you, Spike. You have inspired within me the gumption to make the late-night medicine run. Benadryl acquired and ingested.
I’m sure my dragon-shirt silky-pants combo with knitted granny socks and crazy ass shoes (the only ones I can wear right now that don’t aggravate the one foot unduly, woot!) barely even merited a blink from the dazed overnight employees.
NYARRRRRRGH whyyyyyyy. Omg. This is a torturous fucking nightmare of a night. I got an illness from a roommate that basically involves fever and body aches (done), followed by little bumples on the hands and feet and throat (lol surprise it’s hand foot and mouth disease), followed by ITCHING FOREVER AAAAAAAAAAGHHHGHH WRITHES
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
One of my favorite things. :)